Thinking Out Loud: Archive

Feb 11th

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Feb 11th

Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.

Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.

Feb 11th

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Feb 11th

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Feb 10th

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Feb 9th

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Feb 9th

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Feb 9th

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Feb 9th

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Feb 9th

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Feb 8th

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Feb 8th

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Feb 8th

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Feb 8th

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Feb 7th

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Feb 6th

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Feb 3rd

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Feb 3rd

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Feb 3rd

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Feb 2nd

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One thing I'm not looking forward to about Fanfest...

some of the goddamn “fans” that are gonna be there. Some of them are just gonna be ooohing and ahhhing over Buster, Timmy and Wilson. Y’all just need to fucking stop and shut the fuck up. And then there will be the dumbass shits who go to the Q&A claiming they have a question of Timmy, but really ask “Can I have your autograph?” Like seriously? You’re gonna...

Feb 2nd

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Feb 2nd

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Jan 27th

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Jan 20th

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The American Government.

Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can -
Court: How dare you breathe?

Jan 20th

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I miss baseball.

babystayfly: triplesalley: I miss the excitement. I miss the anger. I miss the frustration. I miss watching my favorite pitcher have a 1-2-3 inning. I miss Wilson in the 9th adding a little “excitement” to the inning. I miss being angry over strikes that are called balls. I miss seeing the tension and drama between rival teams. Hell, I even miss Buck and McCarver. Nevermind. I take that last...

Jan 20th

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